classical musician sex
- christian: "shhh, why get so riled up? i need to hear the string section while we make love" "oh hey can you slow down for a minute? i love this movement"
- me: dying of laughter
- me: "no, no, stop, you're thrusting completely out of time"
- christian: lawwwwwwl "remember, this is 7/4 time, we skip that last half beat"
- me: ahahaha oh my god 7/4 time sex
- christian: this is already the best conversation ever
- me: "fermata! it's a fermata, you cretin!! HOLD STILL"
