January 2012
10 posts
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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classical musician sex
christian: "shhh, why get so riled up? i need to hear the string section while we make love" "oh hey can you slow down for a minute? i love this movement"
me: dying of laughter
me: "no, no, stop, you're thrusting completely out of time"
christian: lawwwwwwl "remember, this is 7/4 time, we skip that last half beat"
me: ahahaha oh my god 7/4 time sex
christian: this is already the best conversation ever
me: "fermata! it's a fermata, you cretin!! HOLD STILL"
no wait guys. this is the best.
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